Total Medals Earned: 273 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,620 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Meet all the previous contestants
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Solve 5 puzzles.
Solve 10 puzzles.
Reach the ending.
Medals Earned: 16/22 (90/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (225/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/450 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
Medals Earned: 11/18 (150/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.